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- Have you researched your disease on the internet? ( No, idiot, I’ve never, ever done that).
- Have you tried a 2nd opinion?
- Do you think it’s stress? (Yeah, sure, my heart doesn’t pump right bc. of stress….uh, I was born with this),
- Maybe you should try taking more vitamins (yup, more vitamin E is fixing my mitral valve as we speak)
- Do you think you should get more sleep? (yup, with 2 kids, I can go to bed at 7).
- Maybe you should try seeing a hypnotist. (oh, yeah…pulmonary artery is flowing the right way now!)